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Zami ismail telah menikah lagi disyorga Firdaus

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Post  Merpati Putih Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:32 pm


Zami ismail telah berkahwin lagi dijannatul firdaus dengan 73 bidadari genit, comel, harum kasturi.

“Selamat Tinggal anak2ku, isteriku hanizah, saudara pinakku, kereta proton saga dan kancilku… kebun sawit dan getahku ditapah road……pimai pimai tangtooo tv3”

The malaikat maut feed me oranges, apricots, kacang menglembu and charcoy kuey teow at my brief stay in keranda underground.

“Aku telah dianugerahi olih sang gustitapa @ malikul yaumiddin sungai2 dari madu, susu, dan todi, 3000 kuda kepang berhiaskan zamrud n yakut. diiringi 1001 kaldai2 betina. Ini kurnia2 yang ku terima kerana baktiku sebagai pelakun lawak duniawi… hey do you all believe these? ‘Bull-shits’.”

Yang peliknya… aku menyeberangi api neraka dengan ‘lompat kijang jer’

I was not given any datuk’sheep’ nor tan sri’sheep’ neither by the sultans nor agong during my tenure as pak uda. I wasn’t will like p.ramlee who received his tan sri-‘sheep’ when he was six feet underground, sigh!!!

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